The World Needs Losers

Everyone has felt it before; at least everyone reading this blog (which is nobody, according to my page views). We are all losers here. People make fun of us, they call us names and they thrash us around, and make everyone hate us to make themselves feel better. I felt this myself, and although it may have just been my depression I have been put on the brink of doing illegal things. I know, it's horrible to be a loser. And people will try hard to make you feel special, tell you that you aren't a loser and try ever so hard to make you feel better. It doesn't work; society favors bullies for some reason, like they could just allow us to pummel the retards and be done with them. They'd never bully you again if they knew they'd get a good ass beating from it. But society doesn't like that; they'd rather have our emotions get deep-seated to the point where we go and shoot up a bunch of kindergarteners. Unless you're 30 and have Asperger's, in which case you have a mental disorder and need to be committed to an institution. But if you're just normal and have those deep-seated feelings there's really nothing you can do...

Now I'm not going to go off saying that everyone is special. Because in truth, not everyone is special. A lot of us are losers. I could say that you are who you want to be. I could say that if you accept yourself than that's enough. I would be lying though. Some people are just pathetic, like me. I'm a loser and I know it. I accept it, and I'll always be a nobody. I know that. And there's not much I can do to change that. Losers will always be losers.

But think about it. Why do losers exist? Think about why you're being bullied. There are people out there with even more deep-seated issues than you. The people who bully you, they feel inadequate. They do the things they do because if they didn't they'd be in your position; bullied and without anyone to bully. A loser, in the sense. Now think of your role. In a way, we are the base. The foundation. Though we have to have everything piled up on us, the inevitable truth is that we keep people happy. Now I'm not saying you don't deserve happiness too; everyone deserves happiness. But honestly, without us the people who bullied us would be just as miserable. That may sound like a good thing, until you think about how you feel. Would you wish your torment on anybody you didn't know? No, you wouldn't. People can say that you're special, but not everyone is. People can say you should be happy with who you are, but that doesn't really work, now does it? The only absolute truth about losers is that society needs losers; it needs people to shit on. Without these nexuses of negative energy, imagine how miserable all of society would be. Now of course there are innovative losers; myself for instance, I am going to become a Mangaka in the near future and rub my bullies faces into the dirt with my success...right before I kill them and eat their children, but that's my own dilemma. But then there's losers who eat the worlds shit and get nothing in return; people who will always be losers and can't fix it. Knowing that society would be a waste if every person in the world was like this, it's good to know there are about 5 bullies for every person who has nobody to bully, the base, the foundation of society. I sound like an ass but you know it's true, society needs people to shit on or their own problems would devour them too. Many of them have bigger issues than you, like family problems or financial issues or they're just plain sick and need people to keep themselves feeling important. They're not important; they're feather weights compared to your ability to take the shit. They're the paint on the surface and you are the wood beneath it. If you think that all is lost, just look back on this; you may be a loser and nothing more there may be nothing you can do about it, and you may not be unique, and you may not be special, and you may not be happy in your skin; but the one thing that will always be true, Godels Unproven Statement, no matter what the other factors are, you are important to society; it needs you. Without you it will crumble. It's like a sacrifice. You sacrifice your popularity and thus the social order is kept in balance. It's barbaric, yes, but as is the nature of humanity; barbarism and savagery. Now don't you feel better knowing that without you everyone else is a loser themselves? I don't, but I hate society anyways...why should you?
Thank you for your time, and sorry for making you feel aweful; just your friendly neighborhood surgeon doing his work. And like a surgeon, I have to cut people open to save them. One patient at a time.

Black and Blue or White and Gold

Alright, alright. So there's apparently this dress swimming around the internet that has caused an uproar about what color it is. People are taking sides, and claiming that their faction is right. It's crazy insane that people care so much about one stupid dress, but I'm here to put that all to rest. Listen up, and listen well. When you up the contrast of black enough, you get the original color it was darkened from. But when you lower the contrast of actual, you get black again. Three pictures of the dress were compiled (by myself) with different variations in the contrast. The first was the white, the third was the black, and the middle is kind of a brownish grey. Apparently the dress is faded and really old, or just in the shade. Either way, we were presented with one picture by the tweet. Regardless of the color of the dress, the truth being that it was black and blue, the picture itself is white and gold, not the dress; this is because the picture had it's contrast upped to a great degree. You can tell because the images in the background are barely visible in the saturated light of the contrast increase. Sorry Whites and gold, but the dress is black and blue. But don't stop reading yet, the black and blues are wrong too. Like I said the original dress is black and blue, however the picture presented in the tweet was one of a white and gold dress, thanks to photoshop. Apparently some hipster discovered the sliders in the color options and decided to play with them, and realized black makes colors when you take away the black part. Who the fuck knew you could do that? Gee, I don't know, any preschooler? So the point is the dress is both white and gold and black and blue, one being the original and one being a really bad prank that got really out of hand. Those hipsters are probably laughing their asses off knowing we are basically giving our free will to them. But I also have another theor- WHO THE FUCK CARES. IT'S A FUCKING DRESS. GET OVER IT INTERNET. Why would you waste your life worrying about a stupid dress and what color it is? It's retarded honestly. Don't get so 'black and blue' over it, pun intended, it's really not relevant to your life. This is why I don't talk to people; they put the 'twit' in 'twitter'. Your welcome, you ungreatful mouth breathers, for solving your problem for you. I honestly feel that while everyone was fighting and I was busy not caring I had advanced intellectually at least a couple of days faster than anyone who actually cared.

No need to thank me, just your friendly neighborhood surgeon doing his job. Now go home and quit being asshats before I make you black and blue! Just kidding.